Satan's Hole 5lb bag of BEELZABEEN DARK ROAST - whole bean

CRAPPY COFFEE HAS MET ITS END with Satan’s Hole BeelzeBean 5lbs (80oz) whole bean bag of coffee. The mother load! Includes free USA Shipping! Deep, rich, with a satisfying liquor flavor that doesn’t sour as the beverage cools… like your heart. Never drink cold coffee again with the included Devil’s Thermos. Rated best black coffee in Hadees. Darker than the Dark Lord's heart this smooth dark roast coffee is ground for your auto-drip coffee maker.

HOLIER-THAN-THOU Be smug & self-righteous knowing that you're drinking USDA Certified Organic and Fairtrade coffee roasted in belly of sin and vice which is Denver, Colorado! (I bet you thought I was going to say Las Vegas!!)

NECESSARY EVIL Perfect for upper management, office backstabbers & corporate raiders, start your morning knowing a cup a day keeps the empathy away. GREED IS GOOD!

SELL YOUR SOUL We only use the finest arabica beans (No Robusta ) and will SACRIFICE our first born to bring you the best tasting Coffee!

DEVILS IN THE DETAILS Our carefully selected beans are expertly roasted by the 9th level demons creates the striking taste and great aroma that will possess you.

Satan’s Hole Satan’s Thermos. Double walled 18/8 stainless steel vacuum insulation technology for maximum temperature retention. Keeps your hot liquids hot or cold drinks cold for up to 12 hours. Hygienic push button lid with integrated Devil’s cup and Silicone horns keeps cup in place! 15oz capacity.